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September, 2002
In This Issue:
The Rector's Rant: A Historical and Theological Reflection on These Economic Times
Top 10 Reasons to be an Episcopalian
Homecoming Defined
New Curricula in Our Sunday School Classes
September 11th Anniversary Gathering
"Benedictine Experience" Adult Christian Education
Why We Bless the Animals
Homepage - St. Augustine by the Sea Episcopal Church, Santa Monica, California
 
Top 10 Reasons to be an Episcopalian
(from the comedian Robin Williams, who is an Episcopalian, on a recent HBO special)

10. No snake handling.

9. You can believe in dinosaurs.

8. Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.

7. You don't have to check your brains at the door.

6. Pew aerobics.

5. Church year is color-coded.

4. Free wine on Sunday.

3. All of the pageantry - none of the guilt.

2. You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.

And the Number One reason to be an Episcopalian:

1. No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.

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